Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use askin’ when you can just open
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
Stupid you, that’s who.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in soon?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows vCows who?
Cows go moo not who!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
keep Reading
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gerald
Gerald who?
It's Gerald friend from school!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jam
Jam who?
Jam mind, I'm trying to get in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe away, I'm not talking to you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noise
Noise who?
Noise to see you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Obi Wan
Obi Wan who?
Obi Wan of the good guys!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be sad if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip up my glass please, I'm thirsty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Russell
Russell who?
Russell up something to eat, I'm starving!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tooth
Tooth who?
Tooth or dare!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Udder
Udder who?
Udder madness are these knock knock jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
X
X who?
X for breakfast!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yugo
Yugo who?
Yugo first, I'm right behind you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
